Well, I’ll be goddamned! He was right! Mr. Armpitt said he thought someone was stalkin’ him. What the fuck is the matter with you people?! Why are you asking so many questions about Mr. Armpitt? What do want from him… his whole life fucking story?! Leave… him… the fuck… ALONE!
If it’s that damned important, you can send him a question or comment with the form below, and that’s your only choice, Bitch, ’cause you ain’t gettin’ no face-to-face any time soon!
Like it or leave it! Now get da fuck out my face or you’ll be able to tell stories to your future grandchildren about the time Samuel L. Jackson broke you in half! And get that damn snake away from me!
TheBradArmpitt AT gmail DOT com